What I need

A strip of tape to pull my nose apart so I don't have to sleep with my mouth open.

Something to treat my toenail fungus.

Eggs with initials stamped on them.

Spikes for my shoes in the morning.

Wait!  We just shifted to PBS news hour.  No fun.  Nothing at which to poke fun!  Alas.  Now it's just the news...presented as news!  What an amazing thought.  No worry about liberal or conservative bent.  No drama.  Just the facts.  Just what I need!  That and for you to know you are loved!