In the basement

-->The desktop computer is in the basement.  It has a full size keyboard.  I like that!
-->The washer and dryer are in the basement.  I can multi-task!  I like that!
-->My kitchen is in the basement and it is clean.  I can look at it without guilt.  I like that!
-->I can't hear the wind in the basement.  I like that a lot!
-->Therefore I deduce, even a pit has its benefits!  Oh, and I love you!