I'm not an etymologist. Heck, without spell check, I can't even type it! Last night, the neighbor to the north called me over to witness an unusual experience. I saw a hole in the ground with a pile of dirt directly to the east of it. No big deal. Until this "thing" flies out of the hole, deposits a little more dirt, and flies back in the hole. Yikes. In. Out with dirt. In. Out with dirt. Since I have a Y chromosome, it was determined that I capture it to discover what it was. Yeah. Right. Off goes I to get a zip-lock bag. Place the bag over the hole. Capture said flying object. But I'm afraid to seal the bag lest it escape. So we get a bigger bag and quickly place the small one inside. Whilst the beast is attempting to escape the small bag, I manage to get the large one sealed. If you aren't laughing now, you should have seen it in person! Thankfully, it is captured and my manly aura remains intact. Anyhow, I have e-mailed a picture to the Game, Fish, and Parks group to see if they can identify it. I shall go get my Superman t-shirt! Know you are loved!
Thursday, July 23, 2015
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a?
I'm not an etymologist. Heck, without spell check, I can't even type it! Last night, the neighbor to the north called me over to witness an unusual experience. I saw a hole in the ground with a pile of dirt directly to the east of it. No big deal. Until this "thing" flies out of the hole, deposits a little more dirt, and flies back in the hole. Yikes. In. Out with dirt. In. Out with dirt. Since I have a Y chromosome, it was determined that I capture it to discover what it was. Yeah. Right. Off goes I to get a zip-lock bag. Place the bag over the hole. Capture said flying object. But I'm afraid to seal the bag lest it escape. So we get a bigger bag and quickly place the small one inside. Whilst the beast is attempting to escape the small bag, I manage to get the large one sealed. If you aren't laughing now, you should have seen it in person! Thankfully, it is captured and my manly aura remains intact. Anyhow, I have e-mailed a picture to the Game, Fish, and Parks group to see if they can identify it. I shall go get my Superman t-shirt! Know you are loved!
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Yes, I was laughing. You painted a great word picture. PLEASE let us know when you know the name of the flying critter.
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