four way stop signs

I HATE four way stop signs.  The idea is stunning.  The realization of that idea...yeah, right, when Podunk becomes a metropolitan area.  Let me explain the drivers to you.  There's the "I don't give a rat's rump about you, I'm going whether it's my turn or not." driver.  There's the "I don't know who's turn it is so I will just start and stop 115 times to fake everyone out" driver.  There's the "My momma always told me to be polite so I'll let everyone go first" driver.  Listen up.  Here's the rule.  Take your turn.  If it's not your turn, sit still.  Better yet, if you're uncomfortable about taking your turn, go a different direction.  Just sayin.  Regardless, know you are loved!