Sunday, August 3, 2014
There are inconsistencies in life! Some call it Karma. Some call it luck. Some refer to it as the giant roulette wheel in the sky. Me? Well, I just pray to god I don't get what I deserve. That being said, Mother Nature has a little surprise for me. A summer cold. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and all I want to do is sit on the davenport and feel sorry for myself. Well, that's not totally true. I want to sit on the davenport, feel sorry for myself, and have Cathy wait on me! We men are such animals when it comes to handling crap like this. I cough. I snot. I swear. Yeah, I know it will get better. Yeah, I know I should suffer in silence. Yeah, I know that breathing through clogged sinuses is better than not breathing. These things I know. But it's just not fair that it happened to me! Now understand, I just heard EVERY student I ever had inhale deeply and say, "whoever said life was supposed to be fair?" (Sometimes those bon mots come back and bit you in the butt!). And they're right. So I shall take my drugs, force fluids, sleep when I can, and whine like the sniveling baby I am! Take care of you and know you are loved!