Summer...cold

There are inconsistencies in life!  Some call it Karma.  Some call it luck.  Some refer to it as the giant roulette wheel in the sky.  Me?  Well, I just pray to god I don't get what I deserve.  That being said, Mother Nature has a little surprise for me.  A summer cold.  It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood and all I want to do is sit on the davenport and feel sorry for myself.  Well, that's not totally true.  I want to sit on the davenport, feel sorry for myself, and have Cathy wait on me!  We men are such animals when it comes to handling crap like this.  I cough.  I snot.  I swear.  Yeah, I know it will get better.  Yeah, I know I should suffer in silence.  Yeah, I know that breathing through clogged sinuses is better than not breathing.  These things I know.  But it's just not fair that it happened to me!  Now understand, I just heard EVERY student I ever had inhale deeply and say, "whoever said life was supposed to be fair?"  (Sometimes those bon mots come back and bit you in the butt!). And they're right.  So I shall take my drugs, force fluids, sleep when I can, and whine like the sniveling baby I am!  Take care of you and know you are loved!