--I'm smarter than my phone. To use it, I flip up the top half. I dial the number. I speak into the phone. When I'm done, I flip it back. No key board. No texting. No internet access. A phone. To talk on. When I want/need. Hmmmmm
--I still use Microsoft Office 2003! I know how it works. It does EVERYTHING I need it to do. I have other things that require my learning curve. Like how to fold napkins into Christmas trees--something I saw on my desk-top computer--not my phone. See note above.
--I gleefully embrace the holiday concept of good will toward men (women, too!). It may be outdated. I should probably be shopping to buy presents. I should probably be fretting over how I can put extra pressure on myself during what should be the most calm and serene time of the year. Instead, I will simply use every opportunity to let the people I admire and love know that I do.
I lied. I'm not embarrassed!